I hope all of these jokes don't give us autumn-y ache! I'm vine, thanks for asking.
I figure you've got to go big or gourd home.
Q: How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?
A: On vine-yl.
Orange you pumped for Halloween?
Question:How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Q: What do surfers say on Halloween?
A: Gourd vibes only, bro.
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash
Q: What do you call a pretty pumpkin? A: A: Gourdgeous.
Q: Why was the jack-o'-lantern afraid?
A: It had no guts.
Do you have autumn-y ache from laughing, yet? You know what they say:
Q: How are pumpkins like cats? A: They’re often waiting on the porch for you when you get home.
Question: Why do jack-o-lanterns sit on people's porches?
They don't have the guts to knock on the door.
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