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Pun-Kin Jokes

  • alexcraig96
  • Sep 11, 2023
  • 1 min read

It's that season, so here are some of my favourite pumpkin jokes:


  1. Slipped on a pumpkin today, it caught me off gourd.

  2. Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.

  3. Where do pumpkins conduct meetings? In a gourd-room.

  4. What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o' lantern.

  5. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.


This last one is my absolute favourite:

Why was the Jack o' lantern scared?

He had no guts.



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