It's that season, so here are some of my favourite pumpkin jokes:
Slipped on a pumpkin today, it caught me off gourd.
Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
Where do pumpkins conduct meetings? In a gourd-room.
What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o' lantern.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
This last one is my absolute favourite:
Why was the Jack o' lantern scared?
He had no guts.
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